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Funny Christmas Ornament – Dark Humor “We’ll Be Friends Forever, You Already Know Too Much” Wooden Round Tree Decoration, Adult Gag Gift for White Elephant, Secret Santa Exchange

Funny Christmas Ornament – Dark Humor “We’ll Be Friends Forever, You Already Know Too Much” Wooden Round Tree Decoration, Adult Gag Gift for White Elephant, Secret Santa Exchange

$13.49 USD
$13.49 USD
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About this item

  • 🪵 Premium wooden build — Laser-cut round ornament with smooth sealed edges and crisp print; lightweight yet sturdy so this funny Christmas ornament hangs neatly on any branch year after year.
  • 😄 Bold dark-humor quote — Features the cheeky line “We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much” with minimalist figures; a tasteful adult humor ornament that sparks laughs and conversation.
  • 🎉 Perfect for party games — A crowd-pleasing white elephant ornament and Secret Santa gag gift for office parties, friend groups and family gift exchange nights; delivers instant comic relief.
  • 🌲 Ready to hang & style — Comes with jute cord, wooden bead and red glitter bow; natural wood grain and neutral tones blend with modern, classic and farmhouse holiday décor.
  • 🎁 Great stocking stuffer — Budget-friendly novelty for friends, coworkers and true-crime/dark-comedy fans; reusable hilarious tree ornament that pairs well with other funny christmas gifts.
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