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Funny Christmas Ornament – Dark Humor “We’ll Be Friends Forever, You Already Know Too Much” Wooden Round Tree Decoration, Adult Gag Gift for White Elephant, Secret Santa Exchange
Funny Christmas Ornament – Dark Humor “We’ll Be Friends Forever, You Already Know Too Much” Wooden Round Tree Decoration, Adult Gag Gift for White Elephant, Secret Santa Exchange
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About this item
- 🪵 Premium wooden build — Laser-cut round ornament with smooth sealed edges and crisp print; lightweight yet sturdy so this funny Christmas ornament hangs neatly on any branch year after year.
- 😄 Bold dark-humor quote — Features the cheeky line “We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much” with minimalist figures; a tasteful adult humor ornament that sparks laughs and conversation.
- 🎉 Perfect for party games — A crowd-pleasing white elephant ornament and Secret Santa gag gift for office parties, friend groups and family gift exchange nights; delivers instant comic relief.
- 🌲 Ready to hang & style — Comes with jute cord, wooden bead and red glitter bow; natural wood grain and neutral tones blend with modern, classic and farmhouse holiday décor.
- 🎁 Great stocking stuffer — Budget-friendly novelty for friends, coworkers and true-crime/dark-comedy fans; reusable hilarious tree ornament that pairs well with other funny christmas gifts.
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Designed for Everyday Living
From compact organizers to statement storage pieces, everything we sell is made to fit real homes and real routines.
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At DWELLBLOOM, we believe a clutter-free home starts with the right storage.
We design and source functional, good-looking storage furniture that helps small spaces work harder and big spaces stay calm.
No gimmicks — just pieces built to be used every day.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Yes — all orders over $50 ship free. Orders under $50 have a flat delivery rate calculated at checkout.
Orders are processed in 3–5 business days, then shipped. Delivery may take longer during peak seasons or due to customs delays.
We offer a 30-day return and exchange policy from the date you receive your order. Items must be unused, in their original condition and packaging, with proof of purchase.
Most storage furniture ships flat-packed with clear assembly instructions and hardware included. Check the product description for specific assembly details.